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Head Automatica 

The most Awesome pop band ever!! And not that crappy pop stuff.
Members include:
Daryl Palumbo - lead vocals
Jarvis Morgan Holden - bass
Jerry Rowe - drums and backing vocals
Craig Bonich - guitars
Jessie Nelson - organ, piano, and keys (sexiest organ/piano player ever!!)
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Head Automatica?
Persom 2: No, who are they?
Person 1: They're only the most Awesome band ever!!!
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head automatica 

No, not a studio side project. The Real fuckin deal. Dancy, rock, upbeat, great stuff. Daryl Palumbo should officially quit GJ and stick with HA.
If this is lust then dying is a must right now
head automatica by The Kinison December 22, 2004

head automatica 

the best side project ever created. Daryl Palumbo's gonna break up with GJ and this will be the only thing left.
1. Don't say i don't cut when i do, i do, i do
Don't say we're healing when it's just not what we do.

2. Baby, is this love for real?

3. In and out I'm dancing.

head automatica 

An indie BAND that are british.
head automatica was AWESOME at chain reaction!
head automatica by rockemkakaxi August 13, 2006

Automatic Head Removal Syndrome 

An individual with Automatic Head Removal Syndrome (AHRS) will live a life of incessant and unending suffering of which any form of mercy is confiscated, and all hope is instantly overshadowed by uncontested despair. They are forced against their will to commit horrific acts that no one should see. In the event eye contact is made, the individual will become instantaneously incapacitated until the deed is done, that deed being the beheading of the viewer. The process is swift, but undoubtedly agonizing and traumatic. The individual may only watch from an empty shell as the murderous act is executed. Those suffering from AHRS may also have a stinky wiener hole.
Gay: Do you have automatic head removal syndrome?
ARHS: Please stand by while head is removed

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026