Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.

Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*

by J-Smoove June 16, 2006

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by ?? January 17, 2005

nick haywood

Slapper of ass cheeks male or female

Nick- “Ima nick haywood that guy”
Ethan- “Please stop using your name like a word”

by EliStoleMyRefrigerator September 4, 2019

Haywood Jablowme

This sounds like a person's name but in reality it's just another way of asking a woman to blow you.

Jimmy comes home late after drinking with Larry and his wife says "who where you drinking with?" Jimmy's answer is Haywood Jablowme! Then his wife drops to her knees and blows him.

by JoeyBomm April 10, 2023

Sam Haywood

Sam is a mean lad with a tiny pp and no hair he loves spending time with his mommy and eats chocy bars for breakfast

Your such a Sam Haywood

by Ianmoorefanofficial June 28, 2020

Haywood Djublome

A very funny name, sounds like "Hey, Would You Blow Me?'

The name's Djublome, Haywood Djublome.

by JH, RS and AL January 17, 2012

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