'To be hayleyed' is to be caught up in a whirlstorm and protracted session of debauchery when previously planning a very innocuous, relaxing and discreet time
Will Hayler has particularly dirty perpetual habit of mugging people off, ripping them off and generally tucking people up, so much so that the phrase "You've been Haylered" was born - meaning that you now join the long list of people Will has professionally and personally mugged off. Don't worry you aren't alone. (The phrase is now common parlance in the south-west of England.)
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"