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The act of changing a colleague's desktop wallpaper to display the manly physique of David Hasselhoff.
Dear God man! I leave my workstation for a few moments to visit the big boys room and you've Hasselhoffed me!
by wowblagger July 07, 2004
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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the act of consuming food in a drunken state in a ferocious manner which mimics the infamous David Hasselhoff burger incident.
Man, seriously, you are hasselhoffing those effin' nachos.
by msmel March 18, 2010
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The act of eating sloppily while intoxicated.
I was totally Hasselhoffing my Big Mac when I got home from the bar.
by Deni Gra October 21, 2007
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The act of getting really drunk then going home and eating and making a mess. ie David Hasselloff likes to get drunk and eat Wendy's chesseburgers on his bathroom floor.
Hey where did dave go? Oh he's on the bathroom floor hasselhoffing that chesseburger.
by Brynnski March 01, 2010
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To name drop your own name in hopes of getting VIP treatment...often at a B rated facility.
That asshole was totally hasselhoffing his way into the Spice Girls reunion concert.
by 72andsunny January 14, 2015
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verb: to suck in one's gut in order to appear slimmer and to do so to the extreme that the act becomes obvious. David Hasselhoff was notorious for this behavior while he starred-- often shirtless--on the show Baywatch. Other actors or models who are required to go shirtless have also exhibited the same behavior. However, in contemporary media the practice is very rare and easily spotted.
Is that guy Hasselhoffing, or was he born without any internal organs?
by I can't be blank July 06, 2010
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