The state of being so entirely overwhelmed by your intoxication that you cannot eat a cheeseburger and must lay on the floor.
Holy shit man, I'm completely Hasselhoffed
by Nick Paganelli May 10, 2007
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1. To be exposed in a video, audio recording or picture for the real way you act - drunk or otherwise.
Rebbecca hasselhoffed her dad when she put a video of him wasted on you tube!

Please don't hasselhoff that! I was so out of control last night, just delete it off your phone.
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The act of secretly setting up a "My Pictures Slideshow" Screen saver composed of a collection of David Hasselhoff photos.

Spawned from our corporate success of the original Hasselhoffing posted by wowblagger.
You ass. I was in the middle of a presentation when my screen-saver kicked in displaying my "new" collection of Hasselhoff photos...thanks for that.

Thats Advanced Hasselhoffing my friend.
by godHasselhoffSucks May 18, 2007
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To save or help some one. To come to someone's rescue
Mary: My car stalled last night but James hasselhoffed.
by DeezNauts April 10, 2016
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1. To be on the verge of taking a bite of a hamburger or sandwich, only to have it fall apart out of your hands. Often when a sandwich has been hasselhoffed, alcohol was a factor.
-The shirtless celebrity was so plowed he hasselhoffed his Wendy's hamburger all over.

-He stared in disbelief at his meal hasselhoffed across the floor.

-He scrounged through the hasselhoffed sandwich, searching for anything worth keeping.
by Hasselhoff Sandwich July 23, 2007
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