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Hasan Defense Theory

the HDT otherwise known as the Hasan Defense Theory is the technique were Omer Hasan steals a joke originally aimed at him and then stealing it and turning it around on the original jokester. This presents the idea that Omer is the one that originally made the joke disregarding the hard work and ingenuity of the original.
hey your using the Hasan Defense Theory. Omer: no your using the HDT!
Hasan Defense Theory by kabz64 February 24, 2026

Daniyal Hasan

a very sweet friend.. who is sometimes over efficient but still a friend!! :) He dances a lot and knows a lot by READING!! ;)
Hey you are acting like daniyal hasan!!!
Daniyal Hasan by hjsgshgb October 27, 2010

Doing a hasan 

When you inadvertently mess something that would seemingly be easy to complete
Why did you colour the wall blue? The client wanted red!
“F**k, I done a hasan on that one

“Lucky they corrected me, I was in the process of doing a hasan”
Doing a hasan by Kayess88 November 26, 2023

done a Hasan 

Done a Hasan is a derogatory term commonly used in Sydney Australia, when one has F**ked something up. Doing a Hasan is often inferred to make a catastrophic F-up downplayed and humorous.
"you burnt the toast"- "Sorry I done a Hasan on that one"
*gets hit by car- "I done a real Hasan on crossing the road"
done a Hasan by Kayess88 November 29, 2023

Hasa Diga Eebowai 

(interjection (and noun) and recently adjective)

A nonsense phrase from the Trey Parker/Matt Stone musical The Book of Mormon, intended to sound Ugandan but in fact untranslatable, although "Hasa Diga" means "just tell" in Portuguese and "Eebowai" means "picture ebony" in Japanese. This is a coincidence.

Within the context of the musical, the phrase means "Fuck you, God", and the song in which it occurs is intended to demonstrate the meaningless optimism of believing in God when social atrocities such as AIDS and female genital mutilation occur daily. The song is a parody of the The Lion King song Hakuna Matata.
We've had no rain in several days (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
And eighty percent of us have AIDS (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
Many young girls here get circumcised
Their clits get cut right off (Way oh!)
And so we say up to the sky
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
Hasa Diga Eebowai by G-J-C August 30, 2019

Hasa Diga Eebowai 

An Ugandan phrase, translated literally into English as "F*ck you, God!" Found in the Trey Parker / Matt Stone 2011 musical "The Book of Mormon."
Used musically, as in "Hakuna Matata" in "The Lion King" -

"There isn't enough food to eat / Hasa Diga Eebowai
People are starving in the street / Hasa Diga Eebowai"