When a skinny man or man slight of stature engages in a relationship of sexual nature with an overweight to obese woman.
Damn, look at that skinny guy with that huge chick. He harpooning!
by Fedarell April 29, 2022
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The act of penetrating a fish with male genitalia and or toys.
Ethan is harpooning his fish right now! That poor fish.
by Toni SauceTac March 19, 2019
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The act of pretending a fat high school student who identifies as a gamer is a whale and proceeding to chuck harpoons at them. Seen as a sport by harpoon enthusiasts.
“Look, it’s Ryan!”
“He’s pretty fat, and he’s a gamer!”
“You know what that means!”
*Takes out harpoons*
“Let’s play Tactical Harpooning!”
by gamerman November 6, 2019
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One who controls harpoons magically.
When the Harpoon Man dies, all his harpoons go off at once.
by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022
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Pronunciation: 'bEch här-'pün

Etymology: origin unknown

: a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging

: see Cotton Pony (riding of)
I ain't gettin none since the ol-lady got herself beach harpooned
by qwerty_not June 22, 2006
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