Harik 

Someone who can roast people without a problem but gets really butthurt when people roast them.

That Harik got so mad when everyone called him short.

Harik by Papaharik June 12, 2018

haikuzi

1. n. A prolific haiku poet.
2. n. An uzi submachine gun that shoots bursts of bullets in groups of 5-7-5.

Did you know that Charlotte writes haikus?

Really?

Yeah, she writes like ten a day.

Wow. She's a haikuzi.

haikuzi by picc285 May 3, 2019

Haikyuu 

A small bullied tangerine meets a whole bunch of tall hot boys and they all play volley ball.

50% percent of Haikyuu:

Hinata: Wow! I love this place, your all so wonderful

Kageyama: STFU

Haikyuu by I love Killua October 27, 2020

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears 

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.

Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears by tcp3059 May 4, 2014

Haikyuu 

A small human tangerine meets a tall angry blueberry. They started off as enemies but slowly becomes friends through the power of volleyball, and along the way, they meet a bunch of cats, a few owls, and Oikawa.

I started watching Haikyuu for volleyball but stayed for the hot boys and the muscles.

Waka-chan out!

Haikyuu by RelAx21 December 30, 2020

Hardik

A sweet potato. A guy with heart of gold and loyalty more than any scale can measure. His family always comes first for him. The one guy who has a forever crush on you but won't ever tell. He is a cool, funny and pleasant person to be with.

Example -

Person 1:
Need company ?
Person 2: Ask Hardik.

Hardik by The Ms.Taken One May 11, 2018

Haiku-ka-choo 

n. short Japanese poetry set to music or read with a musical accompaniment.

Also: haiku-ca-choo (or without hyphens).

I thought it was just a regular poetry reading, but it turned out to be some of the most foot-tapping haiku-ka-choo!

Haiku-ka-choo by Anthony Sheppard November 7, 2010