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Hard-Narrow Physicalism

A dogmatic version of physicalism that asserts that only physical entities exist and that all phenomena—including consciousness, meaning, and society—must be reducible to physics. It rejects emergent, functional, or pluralist accounts, treating any non‑physical explanation as crypto‑mysticism. This hard‑narrow stance is often asserted rather than argued, and it dismisses the hard problem of consciousness as a “pseudo‑problem.”
Hard-Narrow Physicalism Example: “He insisted that love is ‘just neurotransmitters’ and that any talk of meaning is illusion. Hard‑narrow physicalism: reducing the rich to the reduced.”

Hard-Narrow Reductionism

A stringent form of reductionism that holds that complex phenomena must be explained entirely by their most basic physical components, and that higher‑level explanations are at best provisional. It rejects holism, emergence, and systems thinking as unscientific hand‑waving. This reductionism is hard‑narrow because it denies any legitimate autonomy to psychological, social, or biological levels of analysis.

Example: “He claimed that sociology could be reduced to psychology, psychology to biology, biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics—and that anything else was ‘folk theory.’ Hard‑narrow reductionism: the ladder that forgets it leans on nothing.”
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Hard-Narrow Physicalism

A radical, dogmatic philosophical stance, common in online science communication circles, asserting that everything real is ultimately reducible to the entities, properties, and laws of fundamental physics. Unlike moderate physicalism, this variant is militant and contemptuous: it treats explanations from biology, psychology, sociology, or the humanities as “illusion,” “epiphenomenon,” “empty discourse,” or “pseudo‑matter.” Adherents believe physics already contains (or will soon contain) all truth; other disciplines are mere “engineering” or “second‑class science.” They often ridicule consciousness, free will, meaning, and intentionality as “ghosts in the machine” or “evolutionary cognitive errors.” In practice, a hard‑narrow physicalist denies ontological reality to anything not measurable by a particle detector or describable by a differential equation—including moral values, subjectivity, history, and even mathematics (reduced to computational physics). The position is self‑contradictory: no physical experiment can prove hard‑narrow physicalism; it is itself a metaphysical belief. Its proponents habitually block critics.
Hard-Narrow Physicalism Example: “A hard‑narrow physicalist argued that ‘pain is just a firing pattern of C‑fibre neurons, nothing more.’ When asked about the subjective experience of pain, he replied: ‘That’s an illusion of language. You’re falling into Cartesian error. Only physics matters.’ Then he blocked everyone.”

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026