Your average disney show about a horsefaced little girl trying to overcome multiple personality syndrome.
Apparently a blonde costume wig can fool all of America, who knew. Yeah, the acting is terrible, but what do you expect from a kid's show. This girl isn't very pretty, and her voice slightly reminds everyone of their drunk uncle's.
But here's something even weirder. "Hannah Montana" was born Destiny Hope Cyrus. Then she joined the show as Hannah Montana, and Miley Ray Stewart. So this little girl changes her name to Miley Ray Cyrus. That's just weird, I'm even confused.
Does anyone else actually become their television character?
Another thing, she's a terrible role model. While at first she was sweet and corny, now she has gotten about 5-10 racy pictures leaked. I don't mean Vanity Fair, I mean Wet-White-T-Shirt-That's-All-In-The-Shower-Sent-To-Nick-Jonas.
There were obviously many little girl who would have done a much better job, but based on her father's one hit country wonder, our fake accent hit came to be.
god, help us.
Apparently a blonde costume wig can fool all of America, who knew. Yeah, the acting is terrible, but what do you expect from a kid's show. This girl isn't very pretty, and her voice slightly reminds everyone of their drunk uncle's.
But here's something even weirder. "Hannah Montana" was born Destiny Hope Cyrus. Then she joined the show as Hannah Montana, and Miley Ray Stewart. So this little girl changes her name to Miley Ray Cyrus. That's just weird, I'm even confused.
Does anyone else actually become their television character?
Another thing, she's a terrible role model. While at first she was sweet and corny, now she has gotten about 5-10 racy pictures leaked. I don't mean Vanity Fair, I mean Wet-White-T-Shirt-That's-All-In-The-Shower-Sent-To-Nick-Jonas.
There were obviously many little girl who would have done a much better job, but based on her father's one hit country wonder, our fake accent hit came to be.
god, help us.
by kitteeeeen. September 7, 2008
by dnsczz July 11, 2008
The latest money-maker from the Disney Channel. Hannah Montana (the show) follows the life of a young Miley Stewart as she balances being a normal girl with being a celebrity popstar, with the only difference between the two being a blonde wig. Her singing is mediocre, something you would find at a Karaoke bar...
Miley: You got the best of both worlds!
Walt Disney's Ghost: Yes! More money! Send it to my underground, frozen lair!
Miley: Man, I love singing!
WDG: Man, I love money!
Miley: Man, I love my daddy!
WDG: Man, I love you Hannah Montana!
Walt Disney's Ghost: Yes! More money! Send it to my underground, frozen lair!
Miley: Man, I love singing!
WDG: Man, I love money!
Miley: Man, I love my daddy!
WDG: Man, I love you Hannah Montana!
by joshrocks7890 February 18, 2008
Just another damned clone produced by Bell Labs under contract to Disney. When she is all-used-up, they'll produce more to unleash on the public.
"Hannah Montana. Proof you can come from nowhere and bring it with you. Also, few adults know or even care that her last name is spelled with only two "n's", not three."
by Carl J. Maltese February 16, 2008
I stuck up brat that sings about her fame and brags. She is a stupid ugly skank with an ugly smile and a stupid wig. She couldn't sing to save her life! But what's worse is her acting! Anyone can be 5 times better than that! All she thinks is "I'm just to good for all of you!. Again, her songs are about her bragging about how famous she is.
Hannah Montana: Yeah, I'm like so better than you cuz I'm FAMOUS!! YAH! I'm better than ALL YOU! But I suck at everything so YAH!
by swimchick April 7, 2007
A show that shouldn't even be watched by blind and deaf people.
She sounds like a 40 year old smoker and has horrible teeth. But please forgive her Disney cant pay her enough for voice lessons. Oh wait yes they can!
She sounds like a 40 year old smoker and has horrible teeth. But please forgive her Disney cant pay her enough for voice lessons. Oh wait yes they can!
Dentist: I see we scheduled and appointment for .... Hannah montana?
Nurse: Oh not anymore she canceled.... again. Something about embracing her inner beaver teeth?
Nurse: Oh not anymore she canceled.... again. Something about embracing her inner beaver teeth?
by Lalalalalallalalalalauren November 29, 2008
One of the lame overrated tv shows on Disney Channel.It's actually a bad tv show for 5 year old girls.Hannah Montana have a very bad plot.Miley Cyrus a very bad actress can't sing worth crap.The show as a whole is very crappy.The humor is very cheesy,they can't act,all of the actorsshould be going to Special Ed school.
older brother:Hannah Montana is funny.
me:It's overrated because the jokes are cheesy,singing absolutely sucks.
me:It's overrated because the jokes are cheesy,singing absolutely sucks.
by Crazy Irvin January 20, 2008