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An expression used to describe the current, planned, or post, state of extreme inebriation of yourself or an observed individual.
Did you see that girl just torch her bangs while lighting that cigarette, shes got to be so Hammer Timed!

Man the only way id ever consider bang'in that dude is if I was totally Hammer Timed.
by Craigorator October 23, 2007
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Word used for being wankered/wrecked, referring to the MC Hammer song 'Can't touch this'.

e.g : Oh my god I was hammertimed last night


let's get hammertimed.
by pseudonym2009 April 30, 2009
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