When you're sportin' a blunt and having sex at the same time, delicately place an uncooked potato up the poop shoot of the broad being ravishly fucked. Upon reaching sexual climax, engage in in a swift punch to the gooch, which will in turn force the potato out of the anus in order to be placed into the oven for 30 minutes or until golden brown.
I was hungry and in the mood for a fucking so i grabbed this dumb cunt and gave her a half-baked potato.
by Bidd Boys January 25, 2009
A man/woman that steals potent marijuana to sell to raise money to get a friend out of a bad situation.
by Genius Dik Dailey with The Big Penis! November 19, 2003
Sundays where the previous night had been spent partying too hard and any attempt at cooking/cleaning/anything is bound to be half-assed as you are too mashed or hung-over
This can be followed up by actually half-baking something ie. mix flour, sugar and water, put in oven for 20 mins just until golden and manky, serve with a lemon in a glass (lemonade) and voilas! Half-baked cookies and lemonade! try selling these on the streets, just don't blame me if you get arrested in your mums dressing gown.
This can be followed up by actually half-baking something ie. mix flour, sugar and water, put in oven for 20 mins just until golden and manky, serve with a lemon in a glass (lemonade) and voilas! Half-baked cookies and lemonade! try selling these on the streets, just don't blame me if you get arrested in your mums dressing gown.
by El Flaymo January 8, 2007
Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today? How to force Hilary Clinton out of power?
by Sexydimma July 14, 2016
My ex-wife susy's such a half baked looser. I didnt even get to see my daughter's first steps in that half baked marriage.
by Dented cat January 12, 2023
Dan, ‘It’s got me fucked what Dad is trying to say.’
Josh, ‘Yeah, he’s speaking half-baked wookie again.’
Josh, ‘Yeah, he’s speaking half-baked wookie again.’
by Josho July 9, 2023
by nigletino August 26, 2021