Derek Hale, played by actor Tyler Hoechlin, is a main character on the show Teen Wolf. He is by far the hottest male on the show and is one bad ass werewolf. He shows a close relationship with Scott and Stiles(sterek). Despite his awesomeness he is sOMEHOW underrated but I don’t know why because he is amazing and beautiful. Derek has also died like 3 times and came back cuz he’s a real one and never gives up.
by Derekhaleisjessieshusband August 21, 2018
The Love child of Chicago Ted and Chuck Norris birthed by Marlon Brandon under the watchful gaze of The spirit of Eric the Red.
With his Australian Shaped chest hair, manly abs and desire to beat hippies to death, he has become the icon, nay, hero, of most of earth's sentient male population.
Unfortunately, many ridicule or mimick him, particuarly the younger generation of Hale Fanbois who repeatedly utter the phrase "OMG Saxton Hale is Hot anal sex!" a disturbing anogram of the legend's name.
With his Australian Shaped chest hair, manly abs and desire to beat hippies to death, he has become the icon, nay, hero, of most of earth's sentient male population.
Unfortunately, many ridicule or mimick him, particuarly the younger generation of Hale Fanbois who repeatedly utter the phrase "OMG Saxton Hale is Hot anal sex!" a disturbing anogram of the legend's name.
by Not a Cobra October 19, 2010
A person resembling the typical brown chess player sharing characteristics with a donkey such as extreme stubbornness. A Josh Hales usually will own very sexual clothing such as a man thong and have high levels of leg hair. A Josh Hales is usually part of a secret government agency and fights crime on a regular basis. The key thing to remember about A Josh Hales is that he is not attracted to males or females, his sexual preferences are towards salmon.
Guy 1: That guy totally looks like a pro chess player, i will make sure to stay clear of him in chess club.
Guy 2: I also saw his man thong through his jeans, he must be a Josh Hales
Guy 3: I was thinking that when i saw him getting sexy with a salmon
Guy 2: I also saw his man thong through his jeans, he must be a Josh Hales
Guy 3: I was thinking that when i saw him getting sexy with a salmon
by The apple core reb October 13, 2013
Twilight vampire who is often forgotten but is equally as sexy as Edward Cullen. How can undead, chivalrous, Southern vampires get hotter? Team Jasper!
History teacher: Tiffany, what is the most important part of the Civil War?
Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!
Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!
by hahaha! Penelope! May 13, 2009
hale is a private boys school in Wembley downs where the guys are mostly hot and rich, but unfortunately are also very socially retarded. but they're rich so that overrules their spasms.
girl 1- holy shit those guys r hot
girl 2- must be from hale school, look at their brands mmmm.
girl 1- ooo damn I wish he would talk to me
girl 2- he's socially retarded leave him alone.
girl 2- must be from hale school, look at their brands mmmm.
girl 1- ooo damn I wish he would talk to me
girl 2- he's socially retarded leave him alone.
by hellyeaboi April 8, 2019
Fictional Character from the Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer. Adoptive sister to Alice, Emmett, and Edward Cullen, "Twin" to Jasper Hale, and adoptive daughter of Esme and Carlise Cullen. They currently reside in the town of Forks, Washington. They are a family of Vegetarian Vampires meaning that they only feed off of animal blood. Rosalie is considered to be the most beautiful person in the world.
Page 20: "That's Edward and Emmett Cullen, and Jasper and Rosalie Hale. The one who left was Alice Cullen; they all live together with Dr. Cullen and his wife."
by i<3edward July 17, 2008
A fictional Character who is part of the Team Fortress 2 universe. Saxton Hale is the CEO of Mann Co. A subsidiary of TF Industries.
He is a brawny Australian with a hairy chest, tight fitting shorts, and a hat who is seen shirtless in an excerpt in a catalog that the spy orders spy gadgetry from.
He is the rumored tenth class and is believed to be more powerful than Chuck Norris.
He is a brawny Australian with a hairy chest, tight fitting shorts, and a hat who is seen shirtless in an excerpt in a catalog that the spy orders spy gadgetry from.
He is the rumored tenth class and is believed to be more powerful than Chuck Norris.
by Great Grizzly September 19, 2009