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You're a beast, you're such a hales.
hales by stupid mickey January 27, 2009
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A verb commonly used to refer to vomiting or "throwing up". A term widely used in the suburban cities surrounding the Metro Detroit area, origins are unknown, but no doubt hilarious and well humored.
"Dude, I was at a Kettering kegger last night, had a little to much "panty dropper", and hales-ed all over some poor mofos "free kwame" shirt!"

"I missed that Snab test because I was home hales-ing my brains out!!"
Hales by Snabsnaughtyboy1968 October 20, 2013
A "Hales" usually refers to a girl with a big butt. These individuals love creepy crime shows and are typically obsessed with their professors. Hales' have to be properly watched. If left ignored these people have the opportunity to become crazy stalkers. If looked after Hales' can be normal, caring, perfect, and happy beings. They also are usually obsessed with humans named "Kayla".
Girl 1: She's a Hales, look out for her
Hales by Henry Mole October 14, 2014
A bad bitch. Doesn’t give no fucks. She’ll steal your chain and fuck your bitch. Girls named Hales are usually smart, perhaps too smart for their own good. Hales are usually very artistically talented. Their eyes are so sparkly that just one glance will turn most men into stone. They are also very beautiful but will not hesitate to kill you.
Hales is going to fuck your bitch.
Hales by Bingdongspinny January 19, 2022
Most commonly an androgynous or female given name derivative of the name Hale, meaning "someone who lived in a nook or hollow". Or, less often (but sometimes) used as a nickname for people named Hailey, Halee, Hayley, etc.
person A: "hey! nice to meet you, what's your name?" :)
person B: "nice to meet you too, the name's Hales!" :·O
Most commonly an androgynous or female given name derivative of the name Hale, meaning "someone who lived in a nook or hollow". Or, less often (but sometimes) used as a nickname for people named Hailey, Halee, Hayley, etc.
Person A: "hey! nice to meet you, what's your name?" :)
Person B: "nice to meet you too, the name's Hales!" :·O