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Hairy Clam 

an unshaven vulva
as I pulled off her underpants, I exposed her hairy clam
Hairy Clam by John R December 3, 2003

Hairy Clam 

a Small, sometimes large, smooshy opening between a womens thighs. Large helmet wearing snakes sometimes take coverage in these holes.
Hairy Clam by Ron J September 29, 2003

hairy clam roll 

Unshaved dirty pussy
hairy clam roll by lucky kehd July 31, 2015

spearing the hairy clam

"Hey dude what you doing tonight?"
"I'll be spearing the hairy clam"
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019