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hair sex 

When a female ties a male down on a bed or couch by his hands and feet while he is naked and rubs her hair on his body. Starting with face, then chest, the legs, and then jerking you off with e all her hair until you cum or are about to cum and she starts it all over. This is done by girls with very long, soft, silky hair.
"Hey man, did you and Emma enjoy yourselves last night?"
"Dude, it was amazing, she knows I have a hair fetish so she tied me down naked not telling me what she was doing, she then proceeded to rub all her long, soft, silky hair on my body, when I thought it couldn't get any better she started jerking me off with all her hair. I was about to cum then she stopped and started rubbing it on my body again. I was tied up so I couldn't stop her if I wanted to, though of course I never wanted it to end. It was the best hair sex EVER!"
"Words can't express how jealous I am…"
hair sex by TheCookieFoox February 26, 2017
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hair sex 

A girl goes down on you and takes all of her hair and rubs it against your cock, until you cum in her hair.
Oh.. i had some great hair sex last night with this one chick.. it was awesome. her hair was so silky it made me cum so fast.. I had sex with her hair all night!
hair sex by RadsAds January 8, 2009

Hair Sex 

The activity in which 2 or more people engage in playing, fondling, and/or pulling each other's hair to please his/or her desire for hair or to please the urge of wanting to touch their partner/partners hair for curious/fetish reasons.
The orientation of the first hair sex remains a mystery but may have started around the 80's when hair was at it's finest.
For those who wish safety and avoid htd's(Hair transmitted diseases) they may partake in protection such as hair nets or hair condoms(plastic caps or shower caps)
Dangers include messy hair, loss of hair, oily hands, lice, wig.
Humphrey wished to fulfill his fetish of afros and engaged in hair sex with a local man with a large afro named Marty.
Kelly was amazed by Keith's deathhawk, so she pinned him to a wall and began having hair sex by fondling the helpless victim's locks.
Hair Sex by Pierre H. January 14, 2008

Hair Sex 

A female takes all her hair and smothers you in it, draping it across your face, chest, arms, legs, and most commonly dick. This is done by girls with long, silky hair.
My girlfriend gave me hair sex all night! It was so soft and silky, she draped it over my whole body jerking me off with it until I cummed. It felt so good! I hope we do it again tonight!
Hair Sex by TheCookieFoox February 26, 2017

Hair Sex 

When someone touches your hair vigorously and or plays with it such as stroking it back in fourth. Another type of hair sex is when someone "boops" your hair or plays with your ponytail or bun.
In school today Nathan provided me with hair sex; now, my hair is screwed up.
Hair Sex by Thenerdykitkat February 8, 2017

Sex Hair 

When one's hair is all messed up in the back of their head do to friction from sex.
"I was so embarrassed when I had Sex Hair coming back from Peter's house!"

"Dude! Stacie has a major case of Sex Hair today!"
Sex Hair by Burt Macklin FBI May 17, 2015

sex hair 

the kinky, mussed appearance that hair takes on after sex.
Sally buttoned up her blouse before the elevator doors opened, but she still was betrayed by her sex hair.
sex hair by Teighlorre November 6, 2006
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board chow 

A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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