Hair Child 

the drain clog caused by a mess of pubes and jizz

It's only safe to remove your own Hair Child from the shower -- and it's the right thing to do after a long shower

Hair Child by kmfrayed April 29, 2012

Hair Child 

that wad/ball of hair at the bottom of the tub/sink when you get done doing your own hair.

*gets done doing hair* "Aww man! Look at the size of that hair child in the drain!"

Hair Child by mattchick February 21, 2012

hairchilada

the untamed, thicket of pubic hair on a dirty mexican senorita

Lolitas hairchilada was creeping down past her daisy dukes.

hairchilada by Joey Jack January 21, 2009