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Hackusing 

Accusing a fellow player of hacking (aimbots, wallhacks, autofire, stat changers ,etc) on an game. Mostly used on online games. Kids who have no idea thay are noobs (kids who think cursing attracts women) use this behavior on Pros/non-noobs to make themselves feel better but it actually only makes them look stupid infront of other people.
Hackuser kid : " Dood u fucking killed me in one shot from very far away! HACKER! Yoo have aimbot im reporting you."

Pro Gamer : "yes i have an aimbot its called my right hand. I work with it, touch my Gf with it and jerk off with it. Its called a head shot you noob. learn2play and stop hackusing me jackass."
Hackusing by RazorAlpha July 3, 2009
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p-hacking 

Exploiting –perhaps unconsciously - researcher degrees of freedom until p<.05.
That finding seems to have been obtained through p-hacking, the authors dropped one of the conditions so that the overall p-value would be less than .05.

She is a p-hacker, she always monitors data while it is being collected.
p-hacking by PProf March 1, 2012

p-hacking 

Manipulation of statistics such that the desired outcome assumes "statistical significance", usually for the benefit of the study's sponsors. Usually done by ex post facto choice of significance labels and simple reporting of results as being conclusive regardless of calculated p-value. This depends on the public's general lack of understanding of statistical measures and press non-reportage of details.

Also the basis of nutrition research.
Study: "Soy protein was shown to reduce cancer rates in rats with a p <1.0" (effectively random data)

Next day's headline: "Soy Cures Cancer"

Sales soar 1000%

p-hacking = Profit.
p-hacking by Cortical Vortex June 12, 2015

hacking the jackoff 

The subtle seduction and concurrent infiltration of the mind of an unscrupulous jerk, to gather the necessary intel to shut him down.
Hacking the jackoff shouldn't be too hard, his mind is shockingly simple, driven entirely by ego gratification and compensation.

Tom Hanksing it 

The act of attacking a superior enemy with an ineffectual weapon, usually in a video game. In reference to the scene in Saving Private Ryan where Tom Hanks fires his pistol at an oncoming tank.
Gamer 1: You have any rockets?

Gamer 2: No, I'm Tom Hanksing it.
Tom Hanksing it by Dutch441 November 7, 2012

hacking the mainframe 

smacking random buttons on your keyboard so it sound like your doing something really cool, and not looking while you do it.
hey are you smaking buttons on a keyboard? "no, im hacking the mainframe"

tengo hacking 

Commonly known as hacking and having a small penis on Phantom Forces.
Person 1: "Did you see that faggot tengo hacking on Phantom Forces?"
Person 2: "Yeah, lets votekick that loser"
tengo hacking by DarkEthnic June 1, 2020