Habs Syndrome

Noun - pronounced "HABZ SIN-drohm"

A psychological condition found almost exclusively in 95% of Montreal Canadiens fans. Symptoms usually appear the second the Habs take a lead in a best-of-seven playoff series, triggering immediate fantasies about Next Round opponents while declaring the current opponent “finished,” “fraudulent,” or “completely irrelevant.” Common phrases include: “this series is over,” “Habs in 5”, “we’re going to the Cup Final,” “this team is a joke,” and the nationally recognized diagnosis trigger: “Ça sent la coupe.”

Advanced stages of the condition include chanting “Olé Olé” halfway through the second period while protecting a fragile two-goal lead, launching toilet paper and beer cans at opposing fans, and confidently dropping $2,500+ on playoff tickets before watching their team get folded at the Bell Centre and quietly leaving with 8 minutes left.

For clarity, this illness has nothing to do with the actual team — only the fanbase. Passionate? Absolutely. Delusional? Professionally. Patients often remain fully convinced a Stanley Cup parade is imminent while potholes swallow half the city outside.

Yup - this guy definitely has Habs Syndrome

fan charts chanting "Ole-ole" midway through the first period "Habs syndrome..."

guy 1: dude, the Sabres are done.... they are finished...
guy 2: Habs syndrome..... you're suffering from it...

Habs Syndrome by rubber band sam May 18, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012