HO CAKE

A dried patch of semen left on clothing or furniture.

Monica Lewinsky had a ho cake on her dress.

by BEEEE-YATCH June 29, 2009

ho cake

Flat, round cake made of cornmeal, primarily in the south.

Ho Cakes! Because hos got to eat too!

by it is as it is May 13, 2006

ho cake

Hardly anyone knows what a "ho-cake" really is these days, especially if your not from the south.
A ho cake is cornbread that is made like a pancake. You mix cornmeal and water (some people add spices or cracklins)with a little salt and pepper, then you fry it up in a pan of bacon grease. Hot, crispy, and delicious.

"My grandma makes the best ho cake."

"I'm gonna fry me up some ho cakes to go with my gumbo!"

by DARD May 25, 2006

Ho Cake

A southern biscuit like breakfast food made of flour and milk that you either baked like a cake in a cake tin or cook like a pancake then top with butter.

Mama makes the greatest ho cake!

by southern1234 April 04, 2011

Ho cake

This is the real deal... ho cake was well known in rural south Mississippi. It comes from the melting pot of cultures that makes south Mississippi so unique. Gaulette is the fancier form of ho cake. Ho cake was made on a metal hoe. A very poor person’s food usually consisting of flour, water, and oil but actually yummy. I would imagine anything was added to it that was available, for example, fruit, milk, and/or cornmeal😉

Ma makes the best ho cake.

by Ladner February 06, 2019

Ho cake

Food for hos, specifically, what you feed your hos

"No we're not going to Sizzler, bitch. Shut the fuck up and eat a ho cake."

by Da Grundlebomer July 16, 2008

Ho cake

A girl with questionable or loose morals. Who sleeps around or likes to act like she does.

That girl stephanie is always looking at My man....what a little ho cake!

by Mjoollnir December 26, 2005