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he-whore 

n. a male whore. one who spends his finances, free-time and energy sleeping with (or attempting to sleep with) as many women as possible. standards are irrelevant; the he-whore simply wants to add notches to his bedpost and often will sleep with buffet queens, co-workers, cougars, sorostitutes, the inebriated and the mentally under-developed.

he-whores can be identified by their habitual over-grooming, watching themselves in any mirror they walk past, and dressing in clothing meticulously selected to appear as though they don't care what they are wearing at all. they are insecure and require frequent validation (eg: why yes, Ben, your pecs do look bigger!).

v. to attempt to sleep with a vast array of women through any means possible. see definition of he-whore, noun, above.
noun: man, that VonDielingen guy is a real he-whore - he had sex with his fat neighbor last night, and showed up late to his girlfriend's birthday party!

verb: my good friend Ben has been he-whoring for years- I think he finally got genital warts.
he-whore by doctor hotpants September 12, 2009
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He Whore 

A man who sleeps with as many women as he can and is not ashamed of himself for doing so.
Damn, Henry has slept with half the city!

Well you know he's a He Whore.
He Whore by Delicate Heart January 12, 2012

The Part Where He Kills You

The part in the Valve game Portal 2 where Wheatley claims he is going to kill you. (This is that part.)
GLaDOS: Well, this is the part where he kills us...
Wheatley: 'Ello! This is the part where I kill you!
Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You
Achievement/Trophy Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You

he knows where home is 

Something that people (particularly women) say when they don’t know their self-worth. He doesn’t know where home is, he’s lost. Let him go, baby.
Friend 1: Just found out my man was messing with Jada again

Friend 2: Girl, this like the 5th time he’s cheated on you, what the hell. Why can’t you just break up with him, he obviously don’t care about you

Friend 2: Whatever, he only fucks with these other hoes cus he’s bored. at the end of the day, he knows where home is
Friend 2: LMFAOOO you sure about that???

Where does he get off? 

To ask what is somebody thinking or does he think he is better than everybody else?
Jen: Matt was talking shit about your girlfreind
Dan: Oh serious? Where does he get off?
Where does he get off? by Varcoe January 13, 2009

Dj Where’d He Go 

Legendary Dj who instead of coming out wearing a mask and taking it off at the end, comes out without the mask and then half way through his set disappears and comes back wearing a mask and you’re like Where’d He Go!!
I once saw the legendary Dj Where’d He Go throw a whole set of Spacewook’s mashups!! Only once and half way through the set I was like where’d he go and never saw him again

The Where Does He Live Test 

The Where Does He Live (WDHL) Test was is a method created by Sunshine Hooks The Art Reader. This test instructs women to enter (inside) a man’s home during the early stages of dating him. This method is used by women to protect themselves from becoming romantically involved with men who are married or financially challenged.
I performed the Where Does He Live Test on this new guy I'm dating and come to find out he's married. That's the reason why he didn't invite me over.