hardies

When someone says something wrong you inform them by saying hardies and correcting them, sometimes followed by a pound and slap to the wrong person

Justin- "Yo! Chamillionaire is better than Jay Z"
George- "Hardies, Chamillionaire is garbage"

by Keepinitfunky May 21, 2010

hardies

(also known as "Carles Junior's") the place where we hang, my small crew that keeps breaking up because were so lame.-a food place on 24th & Centeral in Billings MT (much lov to all my buds) before getting food anywhere, always drive around once and look in to see what kind of people work there. if they stare back or look like they suck, don't eat there cause something will be wrong w/ your food.

the place where they take forever to get your food ready but, it tasts better than micky d's

by OnyxO September 4, 2004

Hardies

A response to some gay shit your homeboy says which gives you permission to slap him

"Yo bro you looking mad thick fam"
"hardies yup youre gay"

by BigKayKay96 February 22, 2024

Dummies hardies

A word that is said to one another when they make a mistake, do something odd, or are just dumb.

Nat: I should have gone to monsters university.
Me: Dummies hardies

by Pus. Elicker November 20, 2019

Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness

Based off of Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness, this scale is a measurement of how dark one's World Wide Web content can get without being mentally perturbed. It is typically described as a 1-to-10 scale with a single example from each level.

1. Google - What the fuck are you, Amish?

2. Youtube - Yawn.

3. Youporn - You've experienced a taste of the dark side of the Internet, but there's still a long ways to fall.

4. /b/ - The level where most Internet Veterans find themselves comfortable. Yeah, something funny here, something disgusting there, but you've seen it all before.

5. Goatse - You're a grizzled vet. As for the previous tiers, you might've been disgusted...when you were ten.

6. 2girls1cup - As the masses comment about how terrible this is, you simply scratch your head, and wonder what the big deal is.

7. Adultfanfiction.net - I'm starting to worry about you, man. I mean, you didn't flinch at all at the three paragraph description of how the once-transparent lube became chocolate as Adam and Chris simultaneously forced their penises down Jake's virgin asshole? You're either really brave, or really crazy.

8. Beastality - Just...stay away from me. Please.

9. Pain Olympics - Alternatively known as the John McCain tier, for not even years as a POW may prepare you for this level.

10. 3guys1hammer - Get a gun, rest the barrel in your oral cavity, and pull the trigger. You should survive the shot, for no mortal could survive this level.

Individuals as described by the Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness:

Your Grandparents - 1

Your Dad - 2.5

Newfag - 4

Oldfag - 5

Auschwitz Survivor - 8

Infant Rapist - 9

The Antichrist - 10

by World Wide Web Guide January 6, 2013

hardinsexual

In love with Hardin Scott

I’m so hardinsexual

by Nereste January 4, 2021

Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness

The Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness displays the scratch resistance of various minerals through the ability of a harder material to scratch a softer material. It was created in 1812 by geologist Friedrich Mohs. It lists ten minerals, ranging from Talc (Softest Known Mineral) at 1 to Diamond (Hardest Known Mineral) at 10.

Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness is as follows:

1 - Talc
2 - Gypsum
3 - Calcite
4 - Fluorite
5 - Apatite
6 - Orthoclase Feldspar
7 - Quartz
8 - Topaz
9 - Corundum
10 - Diamond

by Some you'll never meet January 5, 2013