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the act of gypin cunts at gallaz after indoor soccer at morley rec, can only be done by fully sik ethnics uleh. this involves gypin stupid aussies into believin we cannot speak english.
(sitting in myers on expensive coaches bored afta indoor wif a bunch ov wogz)

man of ethnic appearance 1:fuken shit im tired from dem indoor soccaz ey chek dat chik uleh lyk hhhomg
man of ethnic appearance 2:wholy fuken shit i swear to gowwwd its lykkk love at first site.. shit uleh shes a fuken security gaurd cumin our way.. we cnt speek english aite..
hot but dum ozzi security chik:can you boys please get off the coaches if ur not going to b purchasing them
men of ethnic appearance:my muzzer tell me to cum here n buy coach fuken.
hot but dum ozzi security chik: well datz $3000
men of ethnic appearance:okay u take chek fuken?
hot but dum ozzi security chik:thats a glory ticket mait
men of ethnic appearance:no it is chek fuken shit no english fuken

HAHA GOOD GYPING:p
gyping by zubb February 6, 2008

Gaping Analitus

A condition which causes the anus to leak blood and shit after the rectum has been brutalized by a horse cock.
Wow Hilda, your asshole is leaking blood and shit after getting plowed by that horse cock last night. You must be suffering from gaping analitus.
Gaping Analitus by Spok3 April 11, 2022

Gaping Dumas 

1. An anus which has been probed and penetrated to the point that one's head will fit inside their respective anal cavity.

2. Anal cavity that can entertain objects 12 inches in diameter or larger.
Hey John, get your fingers out of your asshole! You already have a slim dumas. You want to end up with a flaccid, amorphous gaping dumas too?
Gaping Dumas by Ham Glaze Washington November 29, 2010

gaping gash 

n., misogynistic A synonym for the word "cunt" used in situations where the one word, one syllable formulation is not acceptable for reasons of etiquette or censorship.
"Jane, you ignorant gaping gash!"
gaping gash by Bippity Bopster September 16, 2013

gaping sticks 

snow skis. Due to the big, gaping hole or area that exists between each ski and thus your legs.
Punk: Look at that bunch of gapers riding their gaping sticks.
Fucktard: Ya.

person: I need some new gaping sticks
anonymous: No you need to stfu.
gaping sticks by Seatthell January 31, 2007

gaping gabe 

When your boi gabe gets fisted so hard people mistake his asshole for the grand canyon
Yo my boi taj got gaping gabe'd. He cant walk at all.
gaping gabe by Midnightman March 2, 2017
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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