Chewing Gum

Chewing a Vegestable's Anus, and describing the detail to their family, making sure to tape the reaction.

"The elderly home won't let me in anymore for Chewing Gum"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023

fuckity gums

An old person

Look at that fuckity gums, not long to live now.

by Flashr3138 April 30, 2018

roughing gums

Making out with no teeth. A term used when two people, who have no teeth, make out.

What your grandparents do.

The old lady and man were roughing gums in the corner of the diner. It was disturbing.

by Moonluna10 April 7, 2022

Juicy Fruit Gum

Shit doesn't last very long

Mike: "Hey Jimmy, want some Juicy Fruit Gum?"
Jimmy: "Hell no. It loses flavor in two minutes. Got any Trident?"

by OnlyLoveMyBedAndMyMommaImSorry April 22, 2021

getting off on those healthy gums

When a dentist flosses and masturbates at the same time.

"getting off on those healthy gums, hell yea!"

by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017