guitarded

being completely unfamiliar with anything to do with guitars, including terms, makes and accessories.

Guitar player: ok, so you play the A minor chord by holding down the first string second fret, the second stri-

Me: whoa, whoa slow down! the first what now?

Gutar Player: my god ur guitarded

by waffles and pancakes January 10, 2009

Guitarded

Unable to play guitar; has taken guitar lessons and became a worse player; unable to grasp the concept of playing guitar.

I've taken guitar lessons for years and still can't play. My teacher says I'm guitarded.

by Blues Minor September 5, 2022

Guitarded

Someone who plays guitar but doesn't practice enough to learn it well.

Scott: You've been playing guitar for 5 years now and you still don't know any chords?

Barry: I'm guitarded I guess...

by Vandrandelik January 4, 2010

Guitarded

One musicians term of admiration towards another musician based on unorthodox actions and manners. (specifically goofy)

Bryan Bee has got to be the most guitarded musician I’ve ever met

by RizzleyBear October 23, 2023

Guitarded

Someone who has no real skill or experience on guitar, yet insists on creating typically unmelodic noise, usually in the form of repeatedly playing the same scale over and over, ad infinitum.

House guest: "What is that noise?"
Host: "Oh. That's my dumb-assed guitarded neighbor with his Fender Strat."

by Soylent Gringo January 30, 2020

Guitarded

Sucking at guitar despite years of practice.

Dude did Jimmy just start playing guitar?

No, he's been playing for 4 years!

Awwh, poor kid must be guitarded

by damngurlhowufitindemjeans November 14, 2011

Guitarded

The state a guitarist enters when playing that is accompanied by a grimace or contortion of the face that makes them appear to be mentally challenged. A portmanteau of "guitar" and "retarded".

"DId you see the solo that Jerry busted out? Dude got guitarded."

by Dis Manibus Sacrum January 18, 2016