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Guinea Pigs

Cute, cuddly,and great pets!
Guinea Pigs are cool critters!
by Shelby A April 11, 2007
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Guinea Pigs

1. A small creature that children own as pets, usually called the name of their favorite condiment. Ex: Peanut butter, Mustard, Ketchup.

2. The name for a man that a younger girl is strangely attracted too. The man is older in this case.
1. Fanny Jo: I got a pet guinea pig!
Susan Mae: What's his name?
Fanny Jo: Mayonnaise!

2. Aly: Guinea Pigs is so hot today!
Lexi: EWWWWWW!
Madison: EWWWWWW!
Ana: EWWWWWW!
Aly: What?!
by GuineaPigzLuvsAlyyyS March 10, 2010
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guinea pigs

sex toys that wont shut the fuck up. Squeaking little motherfuckers
won't make it fun tonight.
yeah, let's use a guinea pigs.
by ffffffffffu August 30, 2018
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guinea pigs

when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.
at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.
by Krkič October 15, 2019
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Guinea Pigs

Guinea Pigs must be some amazing pets. :)
by DinoTheBest123 December 27, 2021
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guinea pigs in my pants

An expression that seeks to describe the overstimulation implicit in what may feel like nearly intolerable anticipatory excitement.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020
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Government Guinea Pigs

CCCS skool rock band. started in 2004, ends on judgement day
by raskal May 18, 2004
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