A character created by Smosh (Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla) who is a british guinea pig and is often drunk. He has his own twitter and answers questions. And he's pretty fucking awesome. YA POOFS!
Dude 1: Hey, did you see this week's Smosh episode? It had Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig!

Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!
by SneakersGirl July 10, 2010
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a highly confusing way of insulting someone like using the phrase "Douche wibler". It means nothing to most and everything to a few, its the insult you can resort to for when your loosing a "Your Mama Battle".
Hey there you god damned Guinea pig wompers.
by PGundy July 4, 2010
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A sick twisted Japanese movie about 3 guys torturing the crap out of this one girl. She is beaten, deafened, spun to the point of brain damage, and she gets a needle shoved in through her temple that comes out through her eye.

It was hilarious.
(KID 1) "Did you see guinea pig (Movie)?"

(KID 2) Yeah, I threw up"

(KID1) "NOOB"
by James Shinro March 11, 2011
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what someone becomes when he or she goes out on a limb to try something new or risky and ends up having his or her plan fail completely.
Theorizing that the more I studied, the worse I do on tests, I didn't study for my comp sci test and I failed. I was the guinea pig of my own demise.

In Spider-man, when Norman Osborne conducted experiments on himself that lead to his insanity and death, he was the guinea pig of his own demise.

(variations of "guinea pig of one's own demise")
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A german way of saying to shag someone's girlfriend when the other person's streaming
Alright guys, I'm gonna be feeding the guinea pig soon,brb.
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A cute, furry rodent that enjoys eating hay and veggies. They have a built in motion tracker that can dectect nearby movement. They also have a nose that can sniff veggie treats from half metre radius. Their necks have a 180 degree rotation view and they can swiftly turn out pellets from their rear end. Their mouth can chomp on anything it desires; lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, hay, paper and more. They are easy to raise as a pet in the right circumstances. Just beware, they don't care about your suffering while cleaning for them!
Joe: Wait, where's my veggies?
Theo: The guinea pigs stole them.
Joe: Of course they did!
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