Guilt-Free Three 

The list of three celebrities that an individual is allowed to screw without receiving shit from his/her significant other. It is not likely that a person will ever need to employ the Guilt-Free Three, but it should be discussed in every relationship. Just in case.

Honey, I know you're not happy that I slept with David Bowie, but you really can't complain. I told you ages ago that he was in my Guilt-Free Three.

Guilt-Free Three by Lard Boy August 5, 2007

Guilt-free threesome

When your girlfriend sucks a wall-mount while you fuck her from behind.

Joe: You and your girlfriend had a threesome? Wasn't it awkward?
Todd: Nah, man. It was a guilt-free threesome.
Joe: Ah. Can't feel jealous of a dildo. You should invite me next time.

Guilt-free threesome by Gert G October 8, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008