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Guava Juice 

Guava Juice is a bad Youtuber you shits out content for 7 year old kids. Guava Juice tastes like total sweaty gym socks, which have been out in the sun for way too long.

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Person1: Hey, what are you watching?
Person2: Oh just some brainlit.
Person1: How the hell does this exist?

Guava Juice should not exist...
Guava Juice by Garlic Bread_ June 16, 2020

Guava Juice 

The best fruit beverage, also a YouTuber.
Guava juice is an interesting YouTuber. He really reminds me of my friend Marcelo.
Guava Juice by Blue Mew42 February 5, 2018

Guava juice 

Very good. Very good dipped in Rits crackers.
"mfasfpadf so good'
"What're you drinking?"
"guava juice with rits crackerssSSS mmm"
Guava juice by Shiryoku November 2, 2020

Guava Juice 

Idk. It's just fun to say. Juice from a guava, I'm presuming. Whatever a guava is.
(Instead of cursing for those too cowardly)

"OH, GUAVA JUICE! THAT REALLY HURT!"
Guava Juice by Firebird935 September 24, 2021

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake 

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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