A semi-heterosexual male who insists on trying to convince others that he has immense knowledge in various unknown subjects that know one knows. When one such person who has concrete knowledge does appear, he hides back into the guan kiong cave to live in exile with his fellow batu cave bats. Guan Kiong Teh is secretly, the Malaysian batman.
eg. Guan Kiong Teh : Yeah the French here is slightly wrong, it should be this.
Actual person who knows French: Actual, *speaks fluent french* it is perfectly correct.
Guan Kiong Teh : knn smlj
Actual person who knows French: Actual, *speaks fluent french* it is perfectly correct.
Guan Kiong Teh : knn smlj
by Lim "GraffikMonkey" Zhi Hua September 20, 2013
yo wagwan piff ting
The phrase 'Yo wa guan piff ting', is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the UK.
This phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a Starbucks Coffee in one hand and an iPhone 7 in the other.
For reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. Despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are baby fathers by the age of 16. Rest assured that roadmen will live on.
When broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal English.
Yo - A common phrase to get attention.
Wa guan - A bastardised patwan phrase, used to ask what's up or what's going.
Piff - Superior to average.
Ting - An object.
The phrase 'Yo wa guan piff ting', is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the UK.
This phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a Starbucks Coffee in one hand and an iPhone 7 in the other.
For reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. Despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are baby fathers by the age of 16. Rest assured that roadmen will live on.
When broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal English.
Yo - A common phrase to get attention.
Wa guan - A bastardised patwan phrase, used to ask what's up or what's going.
Piff - Superior to average.
Ting - An object.
by Mannyonthemap0161 December 13, 2017
by i am the memest meme February 20, 2020
Hi, I am doing this because people do it and their names had so much meaning but for me, my name does not have any meanings except for making fun of it. Guan Ying, it is quite similar to a name of a god. Ok, Guan ying is a nice person and hardworking, and always get good results whatever he or she do. Is it good enough?
Guy: Haha, who names their child, Guan Ying?
Gal: I dont know but I am gonna make the fun out of it. Guan Ying sounds like a name of a chinese goddess or a brand of a biscuit.
I am done.
Gal: I dont know but I am gonna make the fun out of it. Guan Ying sounds like a name of a chinese goddess or a brand of a biscuit.
I am done.
by Fishbowl In The Drain November 23, 2021
by Quanikwan March 16, 2023
GUY 1: Man you see that
GUY 2: Yeah a guan allright, she broke up manin she free!
GUY: What, I must be dreamin
GUY 2: Yeah a guan allright, she broke up manin she free!
GUY: What, I must be dreamin
by Bboyzberollin98 February 23, 2016
Best looking guy there is and must be a ProGamer. Anyone named Guan has a very cute pet that everyone loves
I wish i was a Guan
by Guan the best November 22, 2021