YES we are located in the western pacific ocean. BUT i will not let our men take the blame for the 1% that beats their wives.
& yeah we do eat spam in many different dishes but i can guarantee that if you come and try at least one of those dishes you'll definitely fall in love because it's different! i've tried haolie food & it's fuckin nasty!! no taste at all! our food would be a godsend. we do drink beer BUT we can handle it. when we fight it's usually because we are protecting whats ours. we don't cause trouble just for the hell of it. not like you haolies! you wouldn't believe how many bullying videos there are on youtube from the mainland. we have not one! we are VERY family oriented, you white people if something doesn't go your way, that person is written off for life! we may not be the smartest but we make up for it in other ways. & baby making weather? really? your gonna use a common rainy day JOKE against us? ahah, & the chubby filipino one, the fucking guy that wrote that is CHAMORU. for the hospital crack, i myself have been to the hospital & to my knowledge i'm still fuckin breathing!
guam is really beautiful & our people are really friendly, except when were mad obviously. & if i can't change your mind then maybe you should come and see for yourself.
& yeah we do eat spam in many different dishes but i can guarantee that if you come and try at least one of those dishes you'll definitely fall in love because it's different! i've tried haolie food & it's fuckin nasty!! no taste at all! our food would be a godsend. we do drink beer BUT we can handle it. when we fight it's usually because we are protecting whats ours. we don't cause trouble just for the hell of it. not like you haolies! you wouldn't believe how many bullying videos there are on youtube from the mainland. we have not one! we are VERY family oriented, you white people if something doesn't go your way, that person is written off for life! we may not be the smartest but we make up for it in other ways. & baby making weather? really? your gonna use a common rainy day JOKE against us? ahah, & the chubby filipino one, the fucking guy that wrote that is CHAMORU. for the hospital crack, i myself have been to the hospital & to my knowledge i'm still fuckin breathing!
guam is really beautiful & our people are really friendly, except when were mad obviously. & if i can't change your mind then maybe you should come and see for yourself.
by proud chamoru January 27, 2012
GUAM, or Guåhan (goo-AH-hawn), is an Unincorporated Territory of the United States of America. The indigenous people of Guåhan, the Chamorro(s), are the most hospitable of all races. However, they have their limits. For years they've been pushed around by the US. Ignorant individuals have little knowledge of who they are, where they're from, and what they're capable of. Just remember, they're human too. And I'd have to add, you should go to Guam if you're looking for a place to go to for vacation. After all, that island IS Paradise.
Guam? Where the people are welcoming and better than ignorant, ribald redneck Americans? Yeah! I've been there!
by The Real Joe Cruz January 7, 2012
- America's paradise.
- Where America's day begins. (1 day ahead of the continental US)
- Home of Chamorros. A people built with a beautiful sun kissed tan, thick black hair, and bright brown eyes. All the while, rich in culture and tradition with a strong Roman Catholic influence, village fiesta's, and beach barbecues.
Year round summer, sandy beaches, great people, what could be better?
Word to the haters: Here's some facts before you rant about Guam.
- Obesity? Mississippi has the highest US obesity rates, Guam is not mentioned. (Hoover Institution study)
- Education? Texas has the worst education, Guam is not even on the list. (Forbes.com) In matter of fact, Father Duenas Memorial School (private school) on the island has alumni from Stanford, Harvard, Yale, West Point, and Annapolis just to name a few. (feel free to call and verify 6717342261)
- Crime? Detroit Michigan is home to US crime. (Forbes.com)
- Ungrateful? According to population, Guam residents chose the military more than almost any other American. We also allow majority of our island to be covered in bases, we thank god for our military. They freed our people. Some don't appreciate the buildup of more troops, but you can't please everyone.
If your really curious about Guam, there is no better way to understand then to come and visit. Spend a couple days with the locals, pop in a on a local bbq and form your own opinions. I promise, You'll be pleasantly surprised
- Where America's day begins. (1 day ahead of the continental US)
- Home of Chamorros. A people built with a beautiful sun kissed tan, thick black hair, and bright brown eyes. All the while, rich in culture and tradition with a strong Roman Catholic influence, village fiesta's, and beach barbecues.
Year round summer, sandy beaches, great people, what could be better?
Word to the haters: Here's some facts before you rant about Guam.
- Obesity? Mississippi has the highest US obesity rates, Guam is not mentioned. (Hoover Institution study)
- Education? Texas has the worst education, Guam is not even on the list. (Forbes.com) In matter of fact, Father Duenas Memorial School (private school) on the island has alumni from Stanford, Harvard, Yale, West Point, and Annapolis just to name a few. (feel free to call and verify 6717342261)
- Crime? Detroit Michigan is home to US crime. (Forbes.com)
- Ungrateful? According to population, Guam residents chose the military more than almost any other American. We also allow majority of our island to be covered in bases, we thank god for our military. They freed our people. Some don't appreciate the buildup of more troops, but you can't please everyone.
If your really curious about Guam, there is no better way to understand then to come and visit. Spend a couple days with the locals, pop in a on a local bbq and form your own opinions. I promise, You'll be pleasantly surprised
A: Are you gonna visit guam?
B: Yea man, I'm headed there for the winter. Gonna get my bbq on and learn to surf! Come with, we'll split the airfare. :)
B: Yea man, I'm headed there for the winter. Gonna get my bbq on and learn to surf! Come with, we'll split the airfare. :)
by PROUDCHAMORRO January 8, 2012
John: We've been walking for 45 minutes. Where the hell did you park?
Bob: Are you kidding? This place was packed when I got here. I had to park out in fucking Guam.
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Iowa? What the hell did you move out there for? You might as well have moved to fucking Guam.
Bob: Are you kidding? This place was packed when I got here. I had to park out in fucking Guam.
or
Iowa? What the hell did you move out there for? You might as well have moved to fucking Guam.
by Boomboomlongtime March 20, 2010
Guam is a beautiful island, Although small, it's the largest island in Micronesia. Guam is cool, Guam is hot! It's a place on earth where you can never go hungry! where the people are very friendly, and down to earth. Its where America's Day Begins. As for how the island looks just go to google images type in.. Guam. There is no place like Guam! All year long it feels like summer! It's where the local people greet you with Hafa Adai it's a warm welcome. There's so many hot girls!
by bridgebuilder January 8, 2012
hot ass wide receiver that won’t miss a ball and although he might be gay that doesn’t stop him from being an absolute lady slayer
by Kyle is a Jew December 7, 2019