Grzegorz

Hottest man known to human-kind

damn good guy all around; sports, work ethic, looks, and personality.

He is knowledgable and easy to get a long with.

Completely polish and speaks English, Polish and German

Ideal guy

aka Gregory/Greg

Girl 1: Have you met my friend Grzegorz?
Girl 2:...?
Grzegorz: Hi, you can call me Greg =)
Girl 2: ^.^ <3

Grzegorz by happylikeholly November 5, 2009

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Grzegorz

A male of polish decent who can be found with a beer bottle in one hand and a cigarette in the other.

Is often drunk and smells of alcohol and cigarettes.
Will make a promise but never follows through.

To "Grzegorz" would mean to be drunk and smoking...or be in the act of purchasing beer or cigaretters.
He is such a "Grzegorz.

Grzegorz by Uber smart February 12, 2010

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Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

In the polish film, How I Unleashed World War II, Franek Dolas is captured by the German army and is later questioned. To make life difficult for these officers, he purposely uses a fake name to confuse them.

Officer 1: "First and last name?"
Franek Dolas: "Brzęczyszczykiewicz, Grzegorz. Brzęczyszczykiewicz."
Officer 1: "Shut up! Hans! Hans."
Officer 2: "Yes sir?"
Officer 1 (to Dolas): "Please go to the machine."
Officer 2: "First and last name?"
Franek Dolas: "Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz"
Officer 2: "How is that possible? Born where?"
Franek Dolas: "Chrząszczyżewoszyce, powiat Łękołody"

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz by anonymous March 24, 2021