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Rub and Grub

When you do nothing but jack off and eat all day. Not necessarily in that order. Usually associated with a porn addiction.
I never see John any more. Has he been working a lot? Working? The guy's a rub and grub. He never leaves the house and he pays for his porn accounts with his food stamp money.
Rub and Grub by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Rub n Grub 

Marathon jerk off sessions. Repeatedly jerking off followed by eating.
I have an 8 Hour online porn pass. Rub n grub for me today braaaahhhhh.
Rub n Grub by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2017

Grub hub chub rub 

When you’re jazzed About your food delivery order, so you wank it while you wait.
Dude I can’t wait for this sushi, it’s giving me grub hub chub rub.
Grub hub chub rub by Mycatlego July 19, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026