ghoughphtheightteeau 

A demonstration of how fucked up the english language is. This could be pronounced as "potato" (non-American English).
The "gh" in "hiccough" is pronounced like "p"
The "ough" in "doughnut" is pronounced like "o"
The "phth" in "phthisis" is pronounced like "t"
The "eigh" in "neighbour" is pronounced like "a"
The "tte" in "gazette" is pronounced like "t"
The "eau" in "plateau" is pronounced like "o"

I once ate a ghoughphtheightteeau, also known as a potato.

ghoughphtheightteeau by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej November 8, 2017

groucho marx 

A very funny vaudeville, film, and television star.

What's the secret word groucho marx?

groucho marx by Adrianna823432740928 May 2, 2006

glough 

To make up words; to create words that do not exist (until now...)

"And the fish glew...ugh, I totally gloughed that one..."

glough by Grefistina May 24, 2007

Grouchy Rabbit 

The best website ever. You can get information on the following: tips for success, realized, fact, definitions, to do lists, and signs that thigns aren't going so well. A bit of sarcasm, a little truth, and a lot of humor. www.grouchyrabbit.com

Grouchy Rabbit includes these everyday bits and pieces of knowledge:

Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well: Your mother wishes you were more like your brother. Your brother is dead.

Fact: Nudists are never attractive

Realized: Math Problems are the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one ever wonders why.

To Do List: Change iPod name to Titanic. Sync it to your computer. Find humor in the fact that your Titanc is syncing.

Tips For Success: When a woman is upset with you it is often therapeutic for them to make sandwiches. Try suggesting she make you one.

Definitions: Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen. (Note the irony)

Grouchy Rabbit by historybuffdude April 4, 2011

grouphug 

a disturbing place where distressed teenage boys and girls can confess all of the demented and twisted things they have done. there are four known types of grouphug posts.

1: a long, almost poetic love confession that usually ends in "oh god i need help" or "i love you (insert name) so much i want to kill you/myself"

2: a long ass life story about all the horrible things you have done.

3: a short, ridiculous comment on something completely random such as "I make a sTinKy and i likey"

4: a confession that is so utterly disturbing and/or disgusting,one just has to read it and feel ashamed to be a human being

ex: I work at a pizza hut. whenever I see a hot chick, i ejaculate into the pizza dough. alot of women out there don't know that they have eaten sperm

in conclusion: good for a laugh, but may destroy your sanity and/or make you hate the human race

grouphug by anonymous contributor May 13, 2005

Green Grouch 

the act of pouring a can of garbage on someone whilst receiving a Blow job

My girl let me green grouch her last night with a huge can of garbage.

Green Grouch by urbandictionarion August 19, 2009

Grouchy-pouncy 

A person who acts in a grouchy manner towards others, and pounces like a tiger when speaking to them.

Kelsey is a grouchy-pouncy, always in a bad mood for no reason.

Grouchy-pouncy by KRKelsey August 31, 2009