Grizzly Adams

The taunt beardless little boys use when they try to defend their inability to grow a majestic mane of sexy bearditude.
> Hey, Grizzly Adams, why don't you shave? You're starting to look like a mountain man.
> Someday, you will be a man too you sad, sorry, little boy.
by DerykO'ssuggestion March 14, 2010
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Its when you shave a girl in bed and save the clippings on the nightstand. You proceed to fuck her, just before you bust a nut you pull out and nut in her face. Then you throw the saved pubes at her face.
Last night I gave a girl a grizzly adams.
by ratbelly January 26, 2006
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a sexual act similar to Snozzberries. The remnants left on a man's beard after going down on a woman who is having her period.
"Man, she is such a bitch today- she must be having her period."

"Yeah but I'm sure you enjoyed going down on her."

"What! How did you know?"

"Your sporting a Grizzly Adams bro."
by FMA.memories.PSU September 27, 2011
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The Act of shoving ones fist into their unwiped anus and smearing the defecate across anothers face until face is completely covered in fecal matter.
I Just gave that child a Grizzly Adams while he was passed out.
by ocsoB August 31, 2010
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The act of receiving oral sex from a girl and ejaculating into her armpit hair.
I was with an au naturale girl last night and gave her a Grizzly Adams
by Steelhawk September 02, 2003
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Name for any really low quality marijuana. Usually Midis, but can be applied to any really ass weed that gives you more a headache then a high. A last resort when every other option has been exhausted, and is always a disappointment to smoke.
Person 1: Yeah man, we were supposed to smoke some of that blueberry haze, but all he had on him was this Grizzly Adams shit.

Person 2: Damn, Grizzly Adams? Is it even worth it?

Person 1: I hate Grizzly Adams.
by Big SheF June 03, 2009
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A sexual move in which the man is giving it to his woman doggy style and before he come to the point of climax he mashes the girls jaw up to the nose in a bowl of shit, making the illusion of a grizzly adams style beard.
i gave tiffany the grizzly adams last night.
by Pennypincher April 07, 2008
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