Shit's grits

Short for this shit is grits. Refers to when something is really pleasurable or enjoyable

*plays fire song* Duuuude this shit's grits

by Bon Airman May 18, 2018

60 grit story

When you're given a line of bullshit so bad it feels like you are getting plummeted up the ass with a dildo rapped in 60 grit sandpaper.

Ed passed on the shift with a 60 grit story so bad I had to shove tampons up ass to stop the bleeding.

by Clamer July 28, 2016

80 Grit Shit

A brutally painful shit. Akin to shitting an 80 grit sandpaper wrapped turd. Typically leaves the ass busting a rhoid or two.

I need some salve on my ass after that 80 grit shit.

That 80 grit shit tore my ass up raw. Do you have a dab of Prep H?

by Dick Onchin July 11, 2021

Grizz Status

When someone has risen above the norm at something and excelled; used as a congratulations.

Dude, you were on that grizz status during that soccer game.

by Suh-wag October 19, 2011

grit-stache

1.)A light dispersion of hair located directly above the lips. Generally found on kids hitting puberty or girls that won't accept the fact that they need to shave their face.

Look at that queer's grit-stache, he looks like he just gave Taylor a rim job.

Ugly kid needs to buy a razor; he's growing a grit-stache.

by J Ryckman April 6, 2006

Grit Slit

The condition of a female vaginal cavity during a Sexual Transmitted Disease. Scabs form over the open sores in the cavity and produce a very rigid environment.
Men who venture into these tough tunnels often are met with much friction and a gritty, sandpaper-like feeling during intercourse. Often producing open woulds and sores on the head and shaft of the cock, but produce a kind of accomplishment on the part of the conquerer of this cheese-grater like trophy.

Ricky Milton was gonna get him his first hooker with his birthday money he got from his mom. When he finally got naked and inserted into his new birthday present he was greeted with a the GRIT SLIT from hell. Being the non-quitter he is, he was determined to ride Sandpaper Sally to the end. So he pumped and pumped until his bone exploded all over it. The next few weeks he spent pissing blood and peeling scabs.

by e-rips January 6, 2004

Grit shits

To take a completely dry, jagged feeling crap.

Ohh man, I think that banana I ate a few hours gave me the grit shits..

by PWMusic August 19, 2009