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Greg is a family.
Greg is an army.
Greg is...possibly a cult. We don't know for sure.
Greg is the fastest growing community on the internet.
Don't look that up.
I am truely Greg.
You are Greg.
We are all Greg.
Greg for life.
by iamalsogreg August 02, 2018
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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the strongest fanbase on the internet
If you wanna be Greg, just subscribe and hit that notification button, and you will be Greg
by imtired456 September 11, 2018
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the fastest growing channel on youtube (don’t look that up)
what’s up greg!
i’m a true greg
by a true greg September 10, 2018
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The fastest growing channel on the internet, now we can finally look it up. I hope I’m making you proud Danny!!
I am truly Greg”
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Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet. Don’t look that up.

Greg is a family that is 100% blood related with Danny Gonzalez as our father. Every night at 6 pm, all the little Gregs come down to the kitchen and have a family dinner.
All you have to do to become a Greg is to subscribe to Danny Gonzalez with post notifications on.

The Greg merch is said to be made out of the softest material in the world, it’s also hand stitched by Tom Holland.
A lot of other youtubers may say that their fan base is the best on YouTube, that their fan base is a family, but that is not true, only Greg is the realest family on YouTube.

Our biggest enemy is Craig. Craig is known to be worst thing that has happened to mankind.
Subscribe to Danny Gonzalez(w/post notifications on) to become Greg.
Thank you.
I am truly Greg!
Fuck Craig!
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