Greenpeace

The feeling of inner peace you get when you start smoking weed on a regular basis.

Also an organization of obnoxious hippies.

Jim: "So I walked right by Brad the other day and he didn't even mention the money I owe him."

Bob: "Yeah, he's been a lot less stingy ever since he found his inner greenpeace."

Greenpeace by TheHereticTheory January 2, 2011

greenpeace

Fucking hippies who deserve to be beaten with 2x4s.

'OMFG! Stop the evilness! We must stop eating meat, stop cutting down trees and stop doing many things vital to our way of life.'

'STFU hippie.'

*shoots hippie*

greenpeace by AJAW August 9, 2004

greenpeace

The left-wing equivalent of the Daily Mail. Despite their occasionally making a valid point, you have to wade through a mountain of bullshit, scientific illiteracy, alarmism, and extremist lies to find it.

"Despite the fact that nuclear power allows France to have the cleanest air in the world, we at Greenpeace are against it anyway beacuse... well isn't it to do with bombs or missiles or something?"

greenpeace by Zamzara October 26, 2007

Greenpeacer 

A supporter of Greenpeace or, generally, a keen environamentalist

A greenpeacer is that kind of idealist tree-hugger hippie comitted to saving the whales and protecting the environament

Greenpeacer by HappyHippie January 15, 2007

Greenpeace Hot Pocket 

When bedding down with a really obese girl, and for whatever reason you choose to not enter a traditional orifice, and instead grab a couple rolls of extra flabbery flesh (preferably on her back, hence the name) and push them together creating a hot pocket of blubber to receive your lust muscle.

Think of any grotesquely obese chick with a pretty face...and realize that her vag is buried so deep under her fat that even John Holmes would only be able to nudge her clit after humping her crotch rodeo-style.

Roll the whale (Greenpeace emphasis) over, grab that back fat and make a real FLESHlight pocket of hot flesh.

Greenpeace Hot Pocket.

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See definition.

Greenpeace Hot Pocket by tRauma26100 February 26, 2010

Greenpeace

Was once an organization of well-rounded human beings asking the world's governments to take care of the environment. However, it was quickly overtaken by communazis, and thusly became an anti-government organization, obsessed with lying to people, making shit up, and scaring them shitless in order to sign some fucking petition banning dihydrogen monoxide, or water.

50% of the world's species are not going to be extinct in the next 20 years. The logging industry is not destroying the planet. Global Warming will not raise the Earth's temperature by 15 degrees in the next 10 years. Learn your fucking facts Greenpeace.

Greenpeace by My name April 23, 2006

Greenpeace

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It is alarming how Greenpeace manipulates the (FILL IN DISAPPROVING ADJECTIVE HERE) population. For example, criticisms include (FILL IN A COUPLE OF DISTURBING FACTS HERE.)

Greenpeace by FILL IN NAME HERE April 6, 2008