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Green Gobbler

The process of eating a girls ass after explosive diarrhea.
I performed the Green Gobbler on Stacy last night after Chinese food, it was so sweet.
Green Gobbler by Sloppy Garry March 13, 2020

Green Gobbler

Desperate lady that will take the Green Goblins Dick Deep
Green Gobbler by titfuck69 April 20, 2009

Green gobbler

A slur for Irish people/ people who wear green on saint Patricks day.

Green Gobbler

The act of simultaneously picking your nose and receiving oral sex; this act tends to result in the need to place the booger in her hair.
Eh Brah, I was gettin killer head from my girl but had a mean ass tar ball up my nose.

Sick man. What'd you do?

Only thing I could, pull a Green Gobbler and gave her a haupia cream glaze.
Green Gobbler by ZerrinMa September 27, 2011

Green Gobler

When a dude likes to fuck a chick with a yeast infection, and when he cums he licks her pussy.
Yeah man, hes a Green Gobler
Green Gobler by TheSlimReaper February 26, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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