Green Gobbler

One who consumes copious amounts of marijuana.

Hey, Michael, you're such a Green Gobbler...

by halifaxanadu August 12, 2009

Green Gobbler

The process of eating a girls ass after explosive diarrhea.

I performed the Green Gobbler on Stacy last night after Chinese food, it was so sweet.

by Sloppy Garry March 13, 2020

Green Gobbler

Desperate lady that will take the Green Goblins Dick Deep

I heard she's a green gobbler

by titfuck69 April 21, 2009

Green gobbler

A slur for Irish people/ people who wear green on saint Patricks day.

“You fucking dirty green gobbler”

by Green gobbler hater March 17, 2022

Green Gobbler

The act of simultaneously picking your nose and receiving oral sex; this act tends to result in the need to place the booger in her hair.

Eh Brah, I was gettin killer head from my girl but had a mean ass tar ball up my nose.

Sick man. What'd you do?

Only thing I could, pull a Green Gobbler and gave her a haupia cream glaze.

by ZerrinMa September 27, 2011