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Green Baby 

The green baby is our god as he demands esdidibles. It is always important to pray to the green baby as he is very important, he is always hungry so you must always keep esdidibles or human peace sacrifices near. He also demands the duck god
Sane person: Have you made your daily sacrifice to the green baby yet?

Not ok person: no? What are u talking about?

Sane person: you haven't? I must sacrifice you to the green baby as u serve no purpose to us and he is hungry
Green Baby by Sha'Gi October 16, 2019
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green baby 

I taught my green baby to walk on its hands and juggle with it’s feet then sold it to the circus.

Those are two of the homeliest people I’ve ever seen. They would have some real green babies.
green baby by Muff Crusher August 10, 2008

Green Card Baby 

When your brown ass self is born just to keep your father in the U.S.
Austin: "Bruh aren't you gonna get deported next month"
Kaylin: "Nah nah nah, I got that green card baby on the way"
Jess: "You wat?"

baby shit green 

n. A rejected crayola crayon color that was replaced with "Asparagus".
My friend's 1988 lime green Honda Civic is now baby shit green.
baby shit green by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car 

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

greenbay high school 

this is the school that produces the most criminalist minds and most west orrientated people you ever find talk shit west and your get a hole in your chest
greenbay high school

greenbay packer 

Hey Mike, you're a greenbay packer!
greenbay packer by star56 August 25, 2013