Green Baby

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The green baby is our god as he demands esdidibles. It is always important to pray to the green baby as he is very important, he is always hungry so you must always keep esdidibles or human peace sacrifices near. He also demands the duck god

Sane person: Have you made your daily sacrifice to the green baby yet?

Not ok person: no? What are u talking about?

Sane person: you haven't? I must sacrifice you to the green baby as u serve no purpose to us and he is hungry

Green Baby by Sha'Gi October 16, 2019

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green baby

really ugly baby

I taught my green baby to walk on its hands and juggle with it’s feet then sold it to the circus.

Those are two of the homeliest people I’ve ever seen. They would have some real green babies.

green baby by Muff Crusher August 10, 2008

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Green Card Baby

When your brown ass self is born just to keep your father in the U.S.

Austin: "Bruh aren't you gonna get deported next month"
Kaylin: "Nah nah nah, I got that green card baby on the way"
Jess: "You wat?"

Green Card Baby by Knowledge man July 1, 2020

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baby shit green

n. A rejected crayola crayon color that was replaced with "Asparagus".

My friend's 1988 lime green Honda Civic is now baby shit green.

baby shit green by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006

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greenbay high school

this is the school that produces the most criminalist minds and most west orrientated people you ever find talk shit west and your get a hole in your chest

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greenbay high school by the cripest thug out west June 16, 2011

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greenbay packer

loser

Hey Mike, you're a greenbay packer!

greenbay packer by star56 August 25, 2013

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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