Grawr is the sound that inadvertently follows the simoultanious takeover of the world government by Barak
Obama, Osama Binladdens acceptance into the national dance academy where he wil study nothing but interpretive dance which he
will use to express his fondest wishes for dark chocolate over the CBC and BBC networks while Optimus Prime lands on earth and visits all the Las Vegas strip joints while teaching Megatron about being male (insert breath here) aaaaand a misfired nuclear rocket
fly'
s into the
sun causing a tachyon eruption which brings back a T. Rex which has a
brain the size of a walnut, which back then were the size od large
dogs, and then procedes to send Captain America into the Bat Cave where he and Batman have an epic ninja fight which launches the Batmobile into the ceiling causing Alfred to have it fixed by his cousin Alfred Molina, who then transforms into Doc.
Oc. and terrorizes the poor llittle city of Paris. Where Stormshadow fires a nanomite missile into the Eiffel Tower, which then gets eaten by that
dinosaur that I mentioned earlier which then has to be put to
sleep by really gay showtunes that are belted out by Superman and Wonderwoman who are currently fighting Scorpion and Sub-Zero while Lui Kang gets busy with that female ninja no one knows the name of from G.I.
Joe.
