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Grandpa Joe 

Someone who fakes polio until there's something better to do.

Also, a character from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory who was bed-ridden until his grandson won a trip to a slave-run chocolate underworld.
My girlfriend is a Grandpa Joe because she plays sick whenever I want to have sex.
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Grandpa Joe 

Fecal excrement that’s resonated in a toilet apparatus for an extended period of time, causing a foul odour.
“Grandpa joe pretended to be sick for 20 years and became healthy out of now where. He’s a huge fucking piece of shit!”

“Bro did you forget to flush last night? I smell a Grandpa joe!
Grandpa Joe by Tristan412 May 17, 2019

grandpa joe 

from the movie willy wonka and the chocolate factory.
"but me and gandpa joe...." from the song cheer up charlie.
the lady singing sounds SO dumb.
Grandpa Joe and all of the other grandparents sat in a bed and ate cabbage soup for 8 years.
grandpa joe by Ch-ch-chelsea January 26, 2008

Grandpa Joe 

A guy whom mooches off his family and gets out of bed for the first time in 20 years when his grandson finds a golden ticket in chocolate bar and he gets to go. His favorite food is cabbage water.
Guy 1: I hate Grandpa Joe

Guy 2: Bro same
Grandpa Joe by GrandpaJoeHater123 September 6, 2022

Grandpa joe 

Everyones favorite grandpa
Grandpa joe by az assassin July 24, 2021

Grandpa Joe it 

To sleep all day like the fictional character Grandpa Joe in the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie.
Jamie you better not Grandpa Joe it today, or you will be up all night.
Grandpa Joe it by Husi December 6, 2007

Grandpa joe style 

When four people all scissor in a bed at the same time.
I saw this radical video of four people doin it Grandpa joe style on the boob tube!
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