Grand National

One of the best cars ever made by buick. Pretty much it was a 85 Regal painted black, suped up, and had a turbo charger and intercooler shoved up its ass, all to make it averaging a 13 second car. Also see badass

Moes Grand National Kicks Ass!

Grand National by Moe July 10, 2002

grand national

An automobile that very few people know much about.

If tuned and modified properly, a Grand National will perform better than the competition when equal cash is spent.

grand national by Tommy March 23, 2003

Grand National

Though rarely thought of in modern racing times, the Buick Grand National was produced from the years ('82-'87). Most notably the black grandma cars that're quiet as hell and yet spank a foxbody mustang by 15 car lengths, leaving the ford driver angry and confused. this is due to the 231 cu. in turbocharged V6 found in many of them, producing around 260 hp and 350 ft. lbs of torque....stock. with an upgraded turbo size and boost controller, they can make over 500 hp with the turn of a dial. unfortunately, Buick grew a vagina and made them actual grandma cars after '87.

person 1: dude i just made that z28 my bitch man, i almost feel bad for him.

passenger in Grand National: yeah you had to have 20 lbs of boost, didn't you? you're gonna blow a piston er something. but that was fuckin amazing

driver of camaro: damn...

Grand National by richard james, bitch March 13, 2009

Grand National

A phrase used to describe an undesirable outcome of a mix when the beats clash due to the two tracks not being correctly in time. The resulting output of beats at irregular times is likened to multiple horses running, and hence the phrase Grand National.

"Grand National!" - simple shout to make others aware that the shoutee has in fact identified some poor mixing skills by the DJ.

"That first tune was pretty sweet but there was a massive Grand National at the end of it."

Grand National by RhythmJunky February 1, 2009

Grand National

When a girl rides a man until he finishes without any thrusting from the man.

I did the grand national last night.

How many grand national titles do you have now?

Grand National by Rider25 September 8, 2025

Grand National Knob Jockey 

Meaning 1:
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse. Similar to Knob Jockey but to an extreme level.

Meaning 2:
An anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is ridden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard. A Knob Jockey of the highest order could compete at a national level.

Example 1:
Tony: That lad is some Grand National Knob Jockey.
Pat: Oh stop I’d say he never gets off it!

Example 2:
Hank: What is the Gibbins lad like?
Harry: Well to be honest, se is no less than a Grand National Knob Jockey!

Grand National Knob Jockey by Horsebox Harry October 25, 2006

National Grant Stratton Day 

A day to honor one of the greatest players in jasper baseball history and to recognize him for all of his glory.

“Why are all these girls so wet.” “Because it’s national Grant Stratton Day.”

National Grant Stratton Day by Sport’s Recognition August 10, 2022