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Govener Griffon 

Something so ridiculous that it will make you want to kill any kitten no matter how adorable they are.
Tommy: Wow, did you know that guy's name is Gabe.
Tyreese: lolz, what a govener griffon he is.
Govener Griffon by iHax4fun December 25, 2009

governerd 

A Governerd is a student of US government and democracy with a passion for non-partisan, fact-based learning. Governerds are critical thinkers who engage in open-minded and respectful discussion. They actively listen to understand, are open to diverse views, and seek deeper knowledge about legislative, executive, and judicial matters as well as the Constitution.

Governerds are looking for truth and peace in a political climate that is often fraught with lies and divisive rhetoric. A governerd is committed to facts, not feelings. Governerds are always respectful and kind as they seek to find answers to hard questions. They practice recognizing bias and how to come together to find common ground. They care deeply for fellow citizens, are dedicated to helping others, and collectively turn their pennies into miracles.

Governerds also share an appreciation of whale facts, bald eagles, poorly curated clothing subscription boxes, the Great Lakes, and procrastination chickens.

Governerds originated as students of America's Government Teacher, Sharon McMahon
1) "In Sharon McMahon's latest Government for Grownups lecture about landmark Supreme Court Cases, her fellow Governerds engaged in respectful discussion in order to listen, learn, and better understand the Court's rulings."
2) "As a Governerd, I'm committed to facts, not feelings."
3) "Any Governerd will tell you: Facts do not require your approval."
governerd by governerds_unite June 25, 2021

Governer 

That guy in the group who skips the plan in the last minute
Please confirm if you are really coming. Dont be a governer tomorrow.
Governer by digambaran December 23, 2019

govender 

The best people to be around... They are so intelligent and they are the best looking people in the world
They Govender's are so amazing
govender by Intalect 1000 September 18, 2018

Chat blimey, get governered. 

A postmodern take on the work of the great twitterati, Jamie Vardy. It adds a uniquely British twist to a classic intimidation.
Did you hear how Archie got hit in Malia after telling the promoter you'll work for me some day?
Man was talking bare shit, chat blimey, get governered.

keeps-on-givener 

Keeps on going; unrelenting. Enthusiastic and unstoppable.
keeps-on-givener by Reid-o December 2, 2007