..."got a clip full of poison bananas and some cold hard killers from Compton HERE MONKEY, MONKEY"...
...Monkey monkey referring to the G-Units' definition, Guerrilla Unit or Gorilla Unit. The title given because Guerrilla is a organization usually with some political objective such as the overthrow of a government. Also known as a paramilitary, rebel, revolutionary or terrorist.
Sometimes the 'G-Unit' is refered to Gangsta Unit but this is only a way around all the monkey business...
Guerrilla or Gorilla is a type of soldier which is what the group is TRYING to be... but 50 cent looks like a monkey... HERE MONKEY MONKEY- Gorilla Unit
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.