The Goose-Man

A sex act involving a guy ejaculating on a girl's body without her noticing, then licking it off and pretending it never happened.

It is said that the origin of the word comes from the the french expression : "oiseaux mangeur", which means eating like a goose. Goose, in when eating together, tend to eat very fast as if they hide the food in their throats.

Hey! Did you pull out the Goose-man on me?

The Goose-Man by ipcvideofilms November 17, 2010

Goofy man

A Goofy Man is a person his is a goofy motherfucker

You are a goofy man

motherfucker

Goofy man by Annoying tv August 28, 2025

Goofy man

You are a goofy man mother fucker

Bitch ass goofy man

Goofy man by Annoying tv August 28, 2025

two man duck duck goose 

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.

"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"

two man duck duck goose by captain quacker June 30, 2017

Goose Mange

Dirty fat goose vagina. "Mange" originates from the japanese slang used to describe dirty hairy vagina. Slap a goose in front of it and you have yourself a "Goose Mange"

Guy 1:"You're a dork!"
Guy 2:"Well you're a goose mange!"
Guy 1:"Too far man..."

Goose Mange by Daddythreecheeks December 9, 2010