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Goose It(goos it), v., goosed it, goosing it (1). When one gives way to all reason to complete a set task. (2). Just Do It

Two cops are sitting in their patrol car hidden in the bushes next to a stop sign. A car goes flying threw the stop sign at 45mph. One cop turns to the other and says, "Wow, he really goosed it through the stop sign!"

A soccer team is in the locker room getting ready for a game.
Player 1: "I forgot my cleats at home"
Player 2: "Just Goose It"

"Goose It over to the store quick"

"Goose It off that cliff"

"This is a perfect rail to Goose It down"

"The cops! Everybody Goose It outta here!"
Goose It by Ian and the Ringeisen's December 28, 2005
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- goose it -
Verb: to goose

: goosing is the act of turning up a volume nob, typically all the way up.
1 - “should I turn up the amp?”
2 - “Yeah it saturates really well, just Goose it”
1 - “cool. I’m also gonna send phantom power down that line for fun”
2 - “rad. And sense it’s an unbalanced cable, phantom shouldn’t reach my guitar.”
1 - “wait. I have you a TRS cable (balanced)!!”
2 - “WHAT??” “OH NOOOAHHHHHA..”
*expolsions*

*fire*

*screams*
1 - “ MY FACE IS BURNING! MY FACE IS ON FIRE!” “THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO GOD IN THE DARK!”

And so death comes. Only a league away, own own destruction caused by the bread of our mouths.
In the British Columbia interior to goose it means to open the throttle on a truck, car, ATV, or motorcycle. See also: mat it, send it, chooch it, floor it.
Officially the Coquihalla has a posted speed limit of 120 but in reality you can goose it at a buck sixty and still expect half the traffic to goose it past you.
goose it by 5/97c August 17, 2023

goose it up 

It is when you're with a group of friends and just full send! you go hard asf till the end.
Sitting by a camp fire, Zac begins to goose it up by doing donuts around it with his truck
goose it up by Dean Phin April 30, 2019

grey goose it 

to have sex with someone that is ugly while drunk
yo would you have sex with the fat girl?
yea, ill grey goose it?
grey goose it by Jove88 June 11, 2008

Hit the goose where it's loose 

1) To hit the nail on the head on an issue of some controversy, awkwardness or tension
2) To butcher one's words when saying something that could be controversial
3) Runny anal sex (like, liquid)
1) Gosh Tom, you really hit the goose where it's loose
2) Gosh Michael, you really hit the goose where it's loose
3) Alex, hit the goose where it's loose baby

blame it on the goose 

an expression used defend one's actions under a state of inebriation that one wouldn't normally do under sober circumstances
Matt:"Dude, what was up with u last night at the club? U were so hammered, falling all over the place and trying pick up this hideous 300 lbs chick, then tried to start a fight with the bouncer!"
Steve"I dunno man, blame it on the goose!"
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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