a person who thinks Fortnite is real and drives a golf cart around a school full of kids

an example of the most ironic naming of all time
Oh no, itś Ms. Goodwin! RUN!!!
by yAbOiFrIdAy March 4, 2019
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Verb.
Can be used for picking of a pocket, grabbing money out of someones hands while moving by and running, grabbing things off a counter or store shelf and sprinting away, or assorted other thefts. Practiced by eaglebians and other kleptomaniacs. This practice is shunned by civilized society. It, does not include breaking and entering, as there is no planning involved. The theif merely sights something, and impulsively grabs it and attempts to escape.
Kane is so dumb he Goodwin grabbed free samples.

That guy Goodwin Grabbed that ladies purse!

Goodwin Grabbing is a crime.
by WeaselStomper August 25, 2009
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Someone who is a beautiful, clever, funny and sporty girl
Well aren't you a fran goodwin
by daniel horton November 16, 2008
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In 1981, U of I Professor Goodwin made the observation that Usenet discussions gravitate downhill.

He postulated that as the length of a discussion thread grows, the probability approaches one (1) that one participant will introduce the terms "Hitler" or "Nazi".

The custom has evolved that the first party to utter "Hitler" or "Nazi" has lost the discussion, and the thread terminates.
Goodwin's Law has been invoked, guys. I'm out of this thread.
by Fryth August 28, 2004
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Freddie is a young man part of the lgbtq+ movement and this might be to do with his homosexual past (and present.) He is part of the Bampton Bender squad and enjoys an occasional spliff while burning his favourite trampoline.
“What is that guy doing smoking weed, shagging camlin and burning up a trampoline?”

“He must be Freddie Goodwin!”
by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020
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OMG, that ginger girl is such a Chantel Goodwin
by shawie 1993 November 27, 2009
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