sexual endeavors with men other than a significant other that lead to the phrase "FML" being uttered the morning after; usually done without too much regret, and with a lot of pleasure
The post Covid-19 alternative to the now-obsolete "Good Morning" and "Good Evening", seeing as to how the traditional human sleeping schedule has been thrown right out the window.
Dude 1: “So my golden retriever tongue punched my fart box last night. Not sure if he knew that he was tossing my salad, but he totally buffed my leather cheerio balloon knot somethin’ fierce.”