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gong dong 

A very wide penis (or as what we might call a chode) usually found on a chinese person.
"man that chinese dude must have a gong dong"
gong dong by Luke Peterson April 1, 2007

Gong Dong 

When you use your penis as a mallet and hit a gong to make a makeshift vibrator using the vibrations of the gong.
“Man, broke my emergency vibrator.”
Bruh, gong dong
Gong Dong by Hampture April 19, 2021

Dong Gong 

hit a gong (or a tam-tam) with its mallet. move close enough to the gong, while standing, until the crotch of your pants is touching the gong. its pleasantly shocking.
bro 1: "dude dude, check this out." *GONG*, *steps up and hollas like he won the lottery*

bro 2: "what the hell are you doing?" *GONG*, *steps up and hollas like he won the lottery*

bro 1:"dong gong"
Dong Gong by someguymb14 August 12, 2014

Dong gong 

When you smack a girl's cheek with your dick and her mouth is open so there is a sound.
Woke up the neighbors when I hit my girl with and she dong gong'd.
Dong gong by Predictablytall December 25, 2014

Slamalama-GONG-Ding Dong! 

An awesome slogan created by Budwiser that has evolved into an awesome thing to say after your favorite player in baseball hits a home run. Often the gong is followed up by a sound of a gong.
Don Orsilo: And David Ortiz gets a piece of that one and it's GONE!!!!
Me: Oh Yeah!! Slamalama-GONG-Ding Dong!!!

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026